Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Check it out
Jesus is Better than Santa Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down...
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
FOR THIS MAN I AM THANKFUL
A man, a real man stood in my kitchen peeling potatoes Only a month into this romance and the man chopped onions For almost thirty years I had made the whole meal alone I dared glance up from the stuffing I was stirring to look his way He stood tall, lean and confident, as he pondered oysters for...
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
I AM A REDNECK BIBLE THUMPER. YA'LL KNOW WHO YA'LL ARE
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel...
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I DON'T THINK SO HOW ABOUT YOU?
Tell me would you.................................. Go along 'for the ride' if an airline captain had 143 days of ground school...? Sail with ship commander with 143 days of school...? Go to a doctor with 143 days of med school....? Hire an attorney with 143 days of law school...? Go to a dentist...
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Monday, October 27, 2008
SOMEBODY SAID THIS, I'M ONLY PASSING IT ALONG
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." You can't always get what you want.........But if you try sometime, you just might find you get what you need.......... A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. "There are no...
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Friday, October 24, 2008
PEROXIDE THAT IS THE ONE
I would like to tell you of the benefits of that plain little ole bottle of 3% peroxide you can get for under $1.00 at any drug store. 1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. (I do it when I bathe.) No more...
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
THIS IS GEORGE CARLIN'S BEST
George Carlin on aging! (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're...
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Thursday, October 9, 2008
enny MONEY minty MONEY catch a DOLLAR if U can
Due to today's rapidly changing stock market and the financial conditions in industry, the following terms have had to be revised for investors in order to more clearly reflect today's economic market place: CEO -- chief embezzlement officer. CFO -- corporate fraud officer. BULL MARKET -- A random...
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Friday, October 3, 2008
BUTT DUST?
Butt Dust? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for...
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
PAY ATTENTION
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience. You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon. You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience. You couldn't join the...
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