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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Griffin's Compendium of Bearded Humor - Punchlines Only!

And furthermore, 1. Shit, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here... 2. I had to strap a board to my ass... 3. Otherwise there would be a bounty on them like coyotes... 4. It's when you chew your arm off rather than wake her... 5. So men would talk to them... 6. I had to tell her twice...... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Rug Merchant's Carpet Cleaning Service

I got rules ladies before I clean your carpets for you. Halls, washrooms and closets are extra! 1. I am not the mechanical bull at Gilley's. My head is not the horn on a saddle. You could seriously injure your rider by whipping your hips and knees during your frenzied moments. 2. Hygiene is helpful.... Sign in to see full entry.

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